| Me every night: | I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now. |
My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.
This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
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I THOUGHT HIS HAT SAID STEREK
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this is so cute
did no one notice the eggs?!?!?! THE EGGS!!!!?!?!?! OHMYGOD WHAT WHAT IS THAT??!
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