Me without technology

(Source: baconequalshappiness)

→ Those small random rocks in your shoes

theepichumor:

(Source: whattadeuce)

→ The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when Mating. Only 10% enters the female, and you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?

theepichumor:

:ew. omg. i just. no. i could’ve lived without knowing this. 


(Source: wang0-tang0)

Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏.
What I see: ∮₪₮￦￡.
What the nurse sees: Aspirin.
The awkward moment when you get a flashback of something embarrassing that you did.

theepichumor:

THIS IS SO ACCURATE THAT IT HURTS.

ALL THE TIME

http://goo.gl/eRtGF

(Source: sabaissm)

when you change your answer in a test only to find out later that your first answer was right

theepichumor:

My reaction when someone takes food off my plate..

theepichumor:

(Source: h0tp0pcorn)

That feeling when your parents allowed you to do something you never thought they would allow you to

theepichumor:

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