heyheywearealloncocaine: am i gay? no of course not but i make out with guys on stage which is kinda gay im getting married to a woman brendon stop talking to yourself you woke up bronx yeah you woke me up
That awkward moment when you think someone is...
bene-lock-sher-batch: I’M GOING TO PEE IN MY PANTS
onejizzle: hazstyles: Sometimes i punch myself in the face because of people who don’t understand sarcasm do you actually punch yourself in the face or are you being sarcastic
faggoat: waking up from a nap is the scariest most disorienting thing you can do
I want a nice body, but then like… food.
There's always that one friend who kills the joke....
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myladymother: it’s not that I work better under pressure it’s that I am physically incapable of taking care of my responsibilities unless the pressure to do so is supreme