May 2012
heyheywearealloncocaine:
am i gay?
no of course not
but i make out with guys on stage
which is kinda gay
im getting married
to a woman
brendon stop talking to yourself you woke up bronx
yeah you woke me up
That awkward moment when you think someone is...
thatfunnyblog:
Watchbene-lock-sher-batch:
I’M GOING TO PEE IN MY PANTS
onejizzle:
hazstyles:
Sometimes i punch myself in the face because of people who don’t understand sarcasm
do you actually punch yourself in the face or are you being sarcastic
faggoat:
waking up from a nap is the scariest most disorienting thing you can do
I want a nice body, but then like… food.
April 2012
There's always that one friend who kills the joke....
thatfunnyblog:
That awkward moment when your best friend from... →
funniestpostz:
FUNNIEST blog ever!!!
myladymother:
it’s not that I work better under pressure it’s that I am physically incapable of taking care of my responsibilities unless the pressure to do so is supreme